What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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