why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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