- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Click here to end the world.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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