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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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