why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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