What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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the WNBA.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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