why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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