Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Turkey Balls

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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