Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

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