- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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