- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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