- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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