- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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