- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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