What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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