What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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