- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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