guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

My spelling is horrible

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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