- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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