What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How about that airline food?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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