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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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