- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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