- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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