- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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