Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

XD Jackass.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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