Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A man did not like this site

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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