- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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