- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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