- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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