- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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