- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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