- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A russian gives away vodka.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Guest what in the butt

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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