- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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