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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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