What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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