- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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