- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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