what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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