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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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