Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Christ is a conspiracy

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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No it doesnt..

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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