your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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