- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Flowers are colors Love me

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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