- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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