What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Women's Rights..

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