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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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