- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

school homewrok

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??