- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Where's the soap?

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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