- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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