- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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