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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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the bible

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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